Guy Behind Home Plate At The Padres Game Can't Get It In No Matter How Hard He Tries

So I’m watching the Giants play the Padres on tv and I caught this guy (under the Stanley sign) trying to sneak a little between pitch kiss and get shut down HARD. I mean he gets interrupted, stops and goes back for one last hurrah just to get the ultimate humiliatior. Hand to the face audible “Stop”. Must have been 16 or 17 kiss attempts. You gotta feel for the guy still a little bit.

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Matt

Poor soul. Hey honey, you see where you’re sitting? Best seats in the house. Combine those tickets with the food, drink and chloroform he’s now going to be forced to use later, that’s a pretty little penny. Not saying you have to become captain of the varsity slut team here, but give a little something when he goes in for the kill on national TV. It’s a matter of respect.

Cute noise at the :11 mark, too. Haven’t heard something that unexpectedly vile since EDP sharted