Great White Sharks Are Now Straight Chilling In Jersey Waters

AC – A group of Jersey Shore fishermen had an up-close and personal encounter with a great white shark. Rob Pompilio, Mike Long and another friend left from Little Egg Harbor Township on Sunday afternoon and were about 30 miles southeast of Atlantic City when they spotted the shark.

And that’s that. Time to close the beaches. I value my neck for a lot more than a dip in the ocean, Chief. The last thing I need is to hop in the water to cool down and piss and have to worry about 9 foot Great White sharks. Already have to keep the head on a swivel for kids and grown men 25 years too old for the Boogie Board. Fuckers are essentially missiles catching that gnarly 3 foot wave. That’s not even including the floating needles and dead bodies if you’re ballsy enough to swim in Wildwood. So shut it down and take care of the problem before someone gets hurt. There’s no need to continue to ignore this problem until it swims up and bites you in the ass.

Was not really but really expecting a #ThanksObama comment for the Great Whites threatening our waters. Or at least the scratches on his boat.

Shit would never be going down on Romney’s watch.