Get A Load Of This Guy Who Cut Off His Nose And Tattooed His Face Red To Look Like Red Skull

Uproxx – Venezuelan Henry Damon now goes by the name Red Skull after he had the end of his hooter surgically removed to look like Captain America’s nemesis. The tattooed 37-year-old, who is happily married, has already had bumps put on his forehead and arms. Pal Pablo Hernandez, 38, said of the happily married dad: “He has loved comic books since he was a kid and always dreamed of being Red Skull, but never got round to doing it. “Then he met up with a brilliant surgeon who specialises in extreme body modifications and just knew that this was his opportunity.”

Nailed it! This dude would do anything to look like his favorite Nazi villain. Except, of course, shave. That’s really going too far. Love how he’s just “Never gotten around to doing it” till now. Like I’ve put off replacing my bones with invincible metal a la Wolverine because Pres doesn’t give vacation days. I think the most surprising thing here, other than being a South American named Henry, is he’s still happily married after looking like a Klingon with a coke habit. I can’t hold onto a woman to save my life and this thing has found true love to last through the ages even though he’s blacklisted himself from all employment opportunities outside of Hot topic. Good for it.