Get A Load Of This 7 Foot, 440 Pound HS Lineman The Internet Is Currently Blowing
Talk about your all-time highlight video. A pancake on a false start. You see that sweet block he made on the PAT team? There he is stretching!!! Get real. I’m sure this Mountain in real life is a good kid and is working hard, but it’s really difficult to be that large and still be in charge on the football field. This kid would get dominated at the next level unless you just ask him to waddle his way out of the nose tackle position, roll over, and attempt to cause a pile-up at the line of scrimmage. That’s about it. Forget about him actually, you know, making plays. He’s the definition of an immovable object that also can’t move.
You want a high school highlight film that puts the asses in the seats? Less stretching and more Foo Fighters would do the trick. Also, old school VHS quality game tape helps disguise just how slow you actually are as a human.
On second thought, sign us both up for the Birds on Sunday. Me and my Mountain couldn’t do much worse.