Garth Brooks Coming In Ultra Creepy With A Video Announcing He's Joining Facebook

 
Whoa there, Garth. Nothing like joining a dying medium 7 years too late. What, that MySpace page not kicking it anymore? Not to mention if you’ve sold a billion albums you shouldn’t be taking selfie videos from a toaster. Just not right. Plus that “conversation” has a tone that falls somewhere in between child predator and Heaven’s Gate. Let the people breathe a little.

Appreciate the effort, Garth, but your time has passed. Give me Eric Church or give me death.