Gaming Dad Eludes A Video Game Flip Out With A Clever "What The F...Firetruck!" Save

Kudos to this father for keeping his cool under pressure and not dropping the dreaded F bomb in front of his toddler. Not to mention teaching her the values of executing a bloody murder then looting the corpse of any useful possessions. Never too early to learn about brutal warfare. And it could’ve been a lot worse than a potential cursing. I’ve written countless times about bringing attention to Video Game Rage and how it’s legitimately the definition of temporary insanity. If that were a big spot and Daddy ended up getting royally glitched, she’s liable to be punted to the ceiling. It wouldn’t be on purpose at all. Just a pure, primal reaction to getting screwed over by a video game.

As for the video game violence in front of the child, it’s amazing how the culture has changed in such a short period of time. Take for example the newest Mortal Kombat game. If this were the ’90’s a Billion Mom March would descend on D.C. in the name of saving our children’s futures. Now? Let the kiddies have their carnage.

Gone are the days of Scorpion ripping off his mask or Jax uppercutting someone into the river of acid for your standard FATALITY. This shit will desensitize the most squeamish of pussies. The blood, brains, hearts and sounds are all something else. I guess anything goes. Did Johnny Cage just rip through a chest cavity with his bare hands and doing a Johnny Carson? Believe it. And hey Cassie Cage, relax. It’s one thing to sever a man in 4, it’s another to rupture the goods like this.