FUCK YOU RUBEN AMARO: Cole Hamels Scratched From Tomorrow's Start With A Hamstring Injury

CSN – Cole Hamels has been scratched from Friday’s start against the St. Louis Cardinals because of a mild hamstring strain. Phillippe Aumont will be called up from Triple A Lehigh Valley and make his first major league start. The Phillies have yet to announce a roster move to open a spot for Aumont.

HEY RUBEN DO SOMETHING AND TRADE THIS GUY FOR SOMETHING BEFORE HIS TIRE COMPLETELY POPS AND WE’RE LEFT WITH OUR DICKS IN OUR HANDS A LA CLIFF LEE WHO IS MAKING $25 MILLION THIS YEAR WHILE HUNTING AND FISHING IN ARKANSAS HOLY SHIT I KNEW THIS WAS GOING TO HAPPEN TO SOME EXTENT AS THE BEST AVAILABLE PITCHER IN BASEBALL FOR THE PAST TWO YEARS HAS BEEN PITCHING FOR A TEAM FILLED WITH A BUNCH OF TALKING PILES OF PIG SHIT THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE AND ON TOP OF THAT THIS TEAM IS BY FAR THE WORST TEAM IN BASEBALL RIDING A 9 GAME LOSING STREAK WHILE BEING EMBARRASSED EVERY NIGHT WHILE RYNE SANDBERG COULDN’T MANAGE HIMSELF OUT OF A WENDY’S AS HE’D PROBABLY LET A SPECIAL NEEDS KID DIP HIS BALLS IN THE FROSTY MACHINE FOR AN HOUR BEFORE NOTICING AND WHILE WE’RE AT IT FUCK PAT GILLICK TOO I KNOW HE BROUGHT US A CHAMPIONSHIP BUT THAT SENILE OLD BASTARD SHOULD BE PUT IN A HOME BY NOW AND OH LOOK SEAN O’SHIT ON MY OWN FACE’SULLIVAN IS ON THE MOUND TODAY WHO THE FUCK IS THAT AGAIN AND WHY IS HE EVEN BREATHING LET ALONE ON A MAJOR LEAGUE TEAM PLEASE SOMEBODY FIRE THE FUCK OUT OF EVERYONE NOW

I hate this team.