Fat Guy Dancing Poolside In A Speedo To JT Is What's Currently Hot In The Internet Streets

Do you, bear. Do you. And you’re damn right this guy is a bear and not a twink. He calls the plays in that speedo. Unless of course he’s a power bottom, then that’s a whole other issue. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. But if this guy wants to dance in Dad sandals with his belly so fat-firm could stop bullets, more power to him. It’s almost Summertime, bitches. Plus the new JT jam has yet to wear out its welcome. Live it in now, people, cause I give it another month till the song is officially beaten through the ground.

Fresh on top of fire that’s fucking funk. Enjoy it now while it’s in its infancy because this feeling won’t last. It never does. 2016 will oversaturate this shit till the horse is dead and buried. Remember when Uptown Funk was once a decent, original jam or that 10 days? That was fun. Sadly it went the way of the Dodo along with the Call Me Maybes, Blurred Lines, and Gangnum Styles of the world. And so will this fresh song. Now you only have to get through another 10 or so months of JT parodies and we’re in the clear. Can’t wait till NFL Cheerleaders start rolling out their videos in the Fall thinking they’re the best new thing. OMG SO FUNNY!

Fucking Timberlake. Can the man do anything wrong? Short answer: No. The dude’s come a long way since his hair would conquer the 2016 Megan’s Law website.