Evan Turner Should Be Cut Immediately For Running Out Of Gas In His Ferrari On The Freeway

Unacceptable. If you’re a male and have working gas gauge there’s no excuse to have the tank go bone dry. None. If Evan Turner can’t be counted on to fill up his car then he can’t be trusted to put on his own pants let alone dominate on the court. Running out of fuel is a level of incompetence rarely seen in today’s world. Almost as infrequent as a 2nd pick overall being classified as a bust only 4 years into his career. Good thing the Sixers got rid of him when they did.

The only time it’s acceptable for a man to run out of gas is when you’re testing the car Gods and seeing how far that needle can venture to the right. At that point it’s all up to fate.