NFL.com Had An Interesting Headline To Describe The Seahawks Vs. Chargers Preseason Game

What's going on in this world pic.twitter.com/lImSE0teUj

— kenny (@jailposejesus) August 17, 2014

I mean, they’re technically not wrong. Screw Russell Wilson’s two TD’s, Terrell Pryor alone whipped it out and dragged his third leg up and down the field vs. San Diego. But how does this even happen? What typo can you confuse with “dick”? I just hope ESPN isn’t burying the lead* with this one. If Marshawn Lynch came back and took Beastmode to the prison level it deserves to be headline material.

Related: This Septa rider (regional rail, somehow not bus) has some thoughts on haters. He’s also not wrong.

"Haters. Lick. Balls." He's not wrong. #Septa pic.twitter.com/qYOVRSd94r

— Smitty (@SmittyBarstool) August 17, 2014

*I see you, journalism majors. Keep on fighting the dying fight.