Dude Has Dick Amputated After Overdosing On Viagra And Having An Erection For Several Days

COLOMBIA – A man from southern Colombia had to have his penis amputated after he allegedly overdosed on Viagra to impress his girlfriend. The 66-year-old man from Gigante, Colombia, whose name has not been released, told a local newspaper that he intentionally overdosed on the erectile dysfunction medicine. He then is said to have suffered an erection for several days before being forced to seek medical advice. The penis-enhancing drug caused the man, who is said to be a farmer and a former politician, to develop signs of gangrene.

Trying to impress the lady friend, eh? Love the thought process. Skip the flowers, dinner and jewelry and go straight for the week long fuck-a-thon till your dick literally falls off. But there are no TV’s in South America? Everyone and GuntSoxDave’s mother knows if your erection exceeds 4 hours to seek medical attention immediately. Trying to piss with a hard on is the the worst thing in the world. Willingly doing that to yourself for several days straight is sheer lunacy.

Say what you want, but there can’t be anything in the world more frightening than looking down at your gangrene infected wood. Only things worse would be seeing a Python or Precious going to town on it. Either way you’re not getting back what you once held dear.