Dude Gets Shot So Of Course He Immediately Takes A Selfie

TIME – According to two images posted by a local reporter on Twitter, Martinez appears to have snapped at least two selfies after suspect Ryan E. Giroux allegedly approached and shot him through the shoulder at a restaurant operated by the East Valley Institute of Technology in suburban Phoenix.  Martinez was later treated at a local hospital and informed his friends via Facebook that he was at home and convalescing and thankfully was not suffering from any “complicated injuries.”

You gotta be fucking kidding me.  This, this is 2015.  6 people were shot, one of them killed, and this guy is biking straight to Smug City over a flesh wound.  Hey, amigo, if you want to go viral at least have it be life threatening.  Some last words after taking a round to the heart would make one hell of a Snapchat Story. Real-life Nightcrawler shit.  Media would eat it alive.

This dude’s still more likable than the stupid millenial couple that takes a selfie video in front of a dumpster fire before rightfully getting sauced.  Those two douchefairies got off light.