Doctor In Oklahoma Offering Up $300 'Jesus Shot' To Cure All Pain For Life

EDMOND – An Edmond doctor is under fire for allegedly injecting patients across Oklahoma with a mysterious formula called the “Jesus shot.” Dr. John Michael Lonergan is a former federal prison inmate who was convicted of tax evasion, mail fraud and healthcare fraud in Ohio. Lonergan is also known as “Dr. Mike.” In 2005, the State Medical Board of Ohio permanently revoked Lonergan’s medical license following his federal convictions. After Lonergan’s incarceration, the Oklahoma Medical Board voted to allow Lonergan to practice medicine in 2012 under state supervision. Recent e-mails sent to News 9’s newsroom claim the doctor is actively injecting people across the state with a mysterious formula called the “Jesus shot.”

Dr. Mike is probably a veteran just as much as he is a real physician. Killer oversight by the state of Oklahoma. Dude’s going around injecting the ignorant with “Jesus Shots” filled with God knows what. Could be Camel piss mixed with Mercury but as long as Our Lord And Savior’s name is attached to it, it will cure all. People getting these injections deserve to go blind when it happens. But that’s what you get when you go to a physician only known by his first name. Same type of jackasses who watch Dr. Phil everyday expecting guidance about life in reality it’s a more civilized version of Maury meets Jerry Springer – just less paternity tests and midget fights.

People were actually paying $300 for this “Jesus Shot”? For $15 I can give you a patented Money Shot that will garner the same, if not better results. Don’t even have to inject it, can be absorbed through the skin of the face. A more potent Deer Antler Spray or The Cream, if you will. Dr. Mike and I both know getting rich quick never felt so good.