That’s right! You sit down when you pee, Dez. Wait, was that even a big hit? That lovetap doesn’t even look worthy enough for a JACKED UP and Dez gets his panties in a bunch. You can’t knock Dez’s talent when he wants to play, but there isn’t a current athlete out there who I love to hate more. The Thoroughbred is a headcase wrapped in a vagina. He can’t pretend to fight without seeming like a puss. Look at him whiffing with haymakers from 10 yards away while wearing full body armor before the classic HOLD ME BACK. Some real tough guys there. The real brawl came after when Dez made J.J. strap on Captain Winkie and pound his pooper until sunrise. Allegedly.
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