Dario Saric Dancing To The Sixers Theme Song Is Legit Adorable

Cute. The honkey is strong in this foreigner, and I love it. And far be it from me to make fun of anyone dancing. Other than killing the dice dance I’m Flynn White on Quaaludes out there. But Dario seems like the kind of fun cat that would KILL it at weddings. He’d have zero issue hopping into the awkward circle of dance death and make every lady wet with his charm. The only thing he’s missing to achieve cult status in this city (besides the championship) the Eurotrash stash. That thing wasn’t just protecting cleft lips but was riding that fine line between universal hero and sexual predator. And, yes, if he kept it his play would decide which description he would get.

Bring it back, baby. For America. NOW CUE IT UP!