Cole Hamels With The No-No...Who Wants To Pay Up?

Line em up! Best offer gets the flamboyant diamomd in the rough!

Seriously though this could better be Cole’s last start in a Phillies uniform and what a way to go out on top. This guy is our guy. NLCS and WS MVP. Without him we might not have won it all (granted, with him we lost 2009 vs the Yanks cause he had his head up his sphincter, but I digress). Good for Cole and the Phils.

PS – Leave it to the motherfucking Phillies to pitch a no-hitter on a beautiful, perfect Saturday during prime happy hour madness so I have to leave the bar and go blog their historically bad dickless fucks because on one day the sun shines on their dog’s ass. Couldn’t do it on a slow Tuesday night, Cole?

I HATE THIS TEAM.

PPS – If he gets traded in 2 hours when I’m back out at the bar and have to come back to blog it again I swear to Christ, hell hath no fury.