Classiest Cowboys Fan Alive Already Lit DeMaro Murray's Jersey On Fire

Wait, so this fine young man is hoping Murray breaks his “cockbone” and calls Chip Kelly a racist after he gives a black man $42 million dollars?  I’m not too sure this gentleman knows how to make sense.

If you’re legally able to vote and get angry enough to burn a sports jersey in effigy, I already know everything I need to know about you.  I just pray he got some royalties those shout outs.  Those vending machines at the Greyhound Bus Station ain’t free.  The man’s gotta eat.