Charlie Sheen Seems Like He's Having A Meh Hawaiian Vacation

The life of a millionaire Warlock. Screw kids, responsibilities and the liver. Just give me a beach, a blonde, a brunette, a redhead and enough coke to make time travel seem more than just a theory.

4, 2, 1, then 3, assuming he paid me like he pays them. Also shocking to realize that Charlie Sheen has more of a soul than Miss Gingertits.