Bruce Lee In This UFC Title Better Be The Most Impossible Boss In Video Game History

You think Tyson in Punch Out was tough? Ever throw the controller through the roof trying to take down Goro in Mortal Kombat? Punt your parents dumb cat because Vick was UNSTOPPABLE in Madden ’04? Well, take my advice and don’t purchase the upcoming UFC game featuring Bruce Lee as a fighter. I’m not going to claim I’m a big martial arts guy but there’s one thing I do know, Bruce Lee is as legend as legend gets. His character shouldn’t lose a fight. EA Sports needs to do one of those contests like with the MLB game where if you throw the first perfect game you get a million bucks. The first person to land a punch on Lee should be given all of the gold in Fort Knox and have the option to store it in Blake Lively’s fanny. I’m talking trying to get through a real life Water Temple* naked and limbless level difficulty. This is like putting Forrest Gump in NCAA Football or Benny “The Jet” Rodriguez in Little League Baseball for NES. Heroes get remembered, but legends never die.

*I would rather be teabagged by Blanka from Street Fighter than spend another month painfully struggling through The Water Temple in The Ocarina Of Time again. Shadow Link will haunt the dreams till the day I die.

PS – Bruce Lee vs. Chuck Norris with hair because why the hell not: