Big Ups To This Girl Who Had The Balls To Take On A Cam Newton Volleyball Spike

HOW DO YOU NOT DAB IN HIS FACE AFTER THAT?!?! Come on, girlfriend. Celebration 101. OK. So it wasn’t the most dominant dagger ever seen on the beach volleyball sand. Pretty sure 5’5 Maverick and king of the Dadbod Goose were throwing down better spikes than Cam here. Still, you gotta give credit where credit is due. That lady put herself in harms way in front not knowing what to expect. If Cam got all of that ball then, at best, we would’ve had a Gaylord Focker pool situation on our hands. At worst, her head would’ve come clean off her body. ESPECIALLY since Cam Newton has zero off switch when it comes to taking on females in fun, recreational games. Exhibit A from last year:

Good. Gravy. I assumed Bubble Ball was like playing in bouncy houses where injuries don’t exist no matter how hard you go. Nope. That GIRL’S brain is now scrambies ready to be eaten for breakfast. But I guess that’s what happens when you take a field with a professional athlete that’s a genetic Thoroughbred.

I know Cam loves to get his dance on, but that celebration was a tad excessive for a man worth over $100 million who just committed manslaughter in a rec game. Take it down a notch, pal.