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Big Gal Decides To Jump Off A Roof And CRUNCH!

Come on now. When gravity is your enemy while trying to sit up then it’s not wise to test its wrath jumping from rooftops. Nepal doesn’t need another aftershock. It’s nice to see her friends are very concerned after hearing her limb go snap, crackle and pop followed by the moans of a beached Humpback. Screw the sounds, we all saw what happened. There are members of the walking dead who would stop and cry in pain after that injury. Tuck and roll next time, toots.

Seriously, we got a post-injury complainer for the ages. Your move, grape lady.