Ben Simmons, A Very Good Basketball Boy
“Pump the brakes. Maybe wait to have a winning season first. Embiid can’t stay healthy. Ben Simmons and Markelle Fultz have never played a minute of NBA basketball. Your team is still from Philly. Yada yada yada”. - (All Of You, 2017)
You know the sound I hear right now? That’s the sound of silence. Ben Simmons shutting up all the haters and losers and doubters, of which there are many. And what is even louder than the silence I’m hearing? The fear.
Fear? Inside of whom, you may ask? The fear inside of that punk ass bitch Lonzo Ball and his daddy who both know damn well what’s coming up next.
See everybody in 2020 when we finally cash out on the Trust Fund. Should be a glorious year for parades between the Sixers, the Flyers and the Wings. Eagles might have a down year after winning the Super Bowl in 2019 but at least the rest of the city will hold it down. Who has it better than us? Nobody. That’s who.
