Behold The Greatest Ping-Pong Rally Of All-Time

Freaking Asians, man. If the world was run on arcade games, ping-pong, and math then we’d all be speaking Mandarin or some other Far Eastern language I’d never comprehend by now. My friends and I need to get a couple mulligans before we even get passed the Volley stage and these guys look like little Forrest Gumps without the CGI. Just hope that hand/eye coordination translates to behind the wheel for once. Although props on having an attendance to watch freaking ping-pong greater than any Phillies game in the month of September. In their defense I’d rather watch these guys play a basement game than Jeff Franceour struggle to breathe in right field.

A fist pump isn’t enough in this situation. I understand it’s a humble society, but we need a lot more crazy and a lot less humility. Go ape.