Because Sometimes You Just Have To See An Old Woman Get Boomsauced By A Flying Motorbike

Road blocked off with spectators on each side anxiously waiting for something to go airborne over that ramp into the street? Fuck it. Someone needs to get to Canasta before everyone assumes she died in her sleep and her spot gets replaced. Just as any coach says, there’s a big difference between being injured and hurt. Dust yourself off, Nana. Those tears confirm you ain’t injured.

No shot there’s not a death every single time someone tries to race that track. Shit’s like American Ninja Warrior except riding bikes 80mph with people to decapitate left and right. Guess it’s one of the best ways to go out in the slums of South America.