Baby Elvis Has The Entire Infant Costume Game On Lockdown

DM – When most families show off their newborns for the first time many draw similarities with their mother’s nose or eyes. But when George Georgious was born there was only one comparison – Elvis. The ten week old child was born with a full head of black hair which has formed into a natural quiff and sideburns. The youngster’s hair style has opposed any attempts to brush his style flat and has retained his quiff.

Look at that Quaff! There are grown men that would KILL for that kind of coverage. This kid shot out of his mother and right into the town of Puntang. The Baby Blue Steel only adds to his pimpness. He kicks the dick out of any living thing that has no say in dressing up because their owners want to whore them for attention. Infants, pets, boyfriends. All must bow down to Baby Elvis in the realm of his parents Facebook/Instagram Likes.

There’s a new king in town, Chipolte Burrito Boy. At least he can be thankful he’s mot in a part of the world that would consider him a legitimate delicacy. I’m looking at you, tribes in the Amazon and Mr. Wonderful from Shark Tank (Don’t know why or care how, but the dude strikes me as pure evil).