Arizona Cardinals GM Insinuates NFL Teams Would Draft Hannibal Lecter Himself If He Ran A 4.3

Truth. This is absolutely candid and sneaky hilarious. Of course NFL teams don’t give a toot about your personal life if you can ball. That’s evident. If so, Greg Hardy, Mike Vick, Ray Lewis, Adrian Peterson and countless others would have been Ostrich-Sized from the league a long time ago. You honestly think Ray Rice hasn’t been picked up by a team because he haymakered his wife into the next dimension? Fuck no. He’s not getting a shot because he put up fantasy numbers like Shaun Alexander in his prime for a few years and now the tank is on empty. If Aaron Hernandez wasn’t the worst murderer of all-time there’d be a team who would pick him up because “Everyone deserves a second chance.” It’s all about the talent.

And to be honest, you give Hannibal Lecter speed to go along with his smarts and killer instinct, you’ve got yourself one hell of a ballplayer. Hannibal The Cannibal would also be a freshest nickname on the gridiron since He Hate Me. Check it out, Chip