Anyone Else Catch Evander Holyfield Attempting To Think On ESPN Today?

So 52-year-old former Heavyweight Champ Evander Holyfield went on ESPN today to talk some Mayweather/Manny action and it was…something. I would post the entire segment but I don’t have DVR, yes my boss is in Italy, betting $5K a game and getting (somehow) fatter, and we’re spilling our lunchtime canned spaghetti like a vagrant rushing to to catch this shit on live TV this 6-second Vine basically represents the entire segment. Holyfield legitimately couldn’t put a single thought together. The poor dude now thinks like Floyd Mayweather reads. It’s a damn shame, but I guess it is what it is. All that brain damage and stress from raising 40 kids with 37 different women really takes a toll on one’s life.

Evander’s certainly seen better days. This may have been uploaded to YouTube via toaster, but it’s still a classic.