Another Day, Another Guy Getting Knocked Out Cold Attempting A Bike Jump

(Didn’t see this in the Superblog this morning. Still inexcusable. No excuses, play like a champion.)

First we had spectators hopping on crashed bike on a pro course before breaking his face. Then we had the pleasure of seeing a kid be peer pressured into taking a dive off a cliff. Same shit, different day.

At least in the first two bike fails the ends kind of justified the means. Well, not really, but they didn’t have a chance for success to begin with. This broken hipster is going to be drinking out of a straw for months because he had to conquer a 2 foot jump. Calm down there, Pastrana. Save yourself for Nitro Circus.

Obligatory limp ragdoll GIF plus the other two bike disasters: