Abigail Ratchford Did Her Own Little '50 Shades Of Grey' On Instagram

Shout out to the Devnest and Barstool’s mainframe that is based off of Window’s 95 because for some reason I can’t embedd the videos off Instagram. But you can take a gander for yourself here, here and here. My advice to you would be to tread lightly.

And that’s that. Game, set, match: America. As I said in a blog last week about the 50 Shades Of Grey movie being too damn unrealistic for the common man, millions of men are going to be dragged to see this flick and subsequently set fire to their women’s expectations afterwards. There’s no way this sort of shit actually works in real life unless you’re in fact Patrick Bateman caught up in an anal rodeo. Well, I guess the lack of realism hits dudes, too. Cause you sure ain’t beating the cheeks off of Miss Ratchford in a sex swing. At least without risking 25 to life.

Also, VIVA? Why, yes, VIVA:

h/t Pat for the snappy