A Giant 51-foot Inflatable Joint Highlights Day 1 Of DNC Protests In Philly
Day 1 of protests in Philly seemed to go relatively smooth yesterday considering nobody got shot, nobody got stabbed, nobody got ran over by a car, nothing. Hell we didn’t even get to see a 3-way gang fight between the KKK, Black Lives Matter and Westboro Baptist Church in which they all shoot each other with water guns filled with piss. However, you can turn on some Radiohead and pack up a fatty because Philly was home to the most mega ultra chill protest of all time. Well either that or Josh Gordon accidentally gave people the wrong address to his reinstatement party.
I mean, I get it. Weed is tight. Weed should definitely be legalized already. But is it tight enough to deal with 100-degree heat in the streets of Philadelphia whilst carrying a 51-foot inflatable joint? No. Now you’re just taking it too far. Don’t you guys have anything better to do with your day? Like maybe go smoke a bunch weed and play video games in the air conditioning. We get it, guys. You love to smoke. Just chill out a little bit and quit being so “in-your-face” about it.
The only other highlights from protesting yesterday was Philly absolutely DOMINATING Cleveland in the arrest game.
That’s 30 just on day 1 alone. For comparison, Cleveland had only 24 convention-related arrests the entire week. So you can go ahead and throw another big victory in the win column for the city of Philadelphia for that one. We’ll be down there today running amok and making our voices heard on the REAL issues facing this nation. So here’s to hoping Smitty becomes a big addition to that arrest total on the week.