Trump Says He's Not Like Hitler, He's Like FDR
There are certain times in life where you gotta take a step back and be like “Whoa…maybe I need to cool it.” There are also times in life where you need to stick to your guns and completely ignore what other people say.
When a huge contingent of people are calling you Hitler, thats probably one of those “I need to cool it” moments. The minute you’re banning entire ethnicities and religions and front pages look like this:
You should probably chill. I mean obviously all this Hitler talk is grossly exaggerated, but again, my point is that there needs to be a moment of clarity where you’re eventually like “Hmm this isnt going well.”
Unless of course you’re Donald Trump in which case he probably thinks its going great. “I’m not Hitler, I’m FDR.” I mean honestly think about how ridiculous of a person you need to be to say that phrase. Defend yourself against Hitler accusations, compare yourself to the president who presided of the largest war in human history in the 1940s. I guess if people are gonna be ridiculous and compare you to a guy who slaughtered like 2 million people, you can go ahead and compare yourself to one of the greatest presidents who managed this country in one of its most difficult times ever. Maybe you’re actually just a reality TV star businessman clown shoe and none of the above, but fuck it! Its Trump! Who else you know who’s made an appearance in Home Alone and also been compared to Hitler for his xenophobic ways? Who else you know runs Miss America and casinos with the leadership tactics of Franklin Delano Roosevelt? Nobody! Thats who. Trump. Literally one of a kind. If he’s not Time’s Person of the Year, for better or worse, they’ve failed.
PS – Its all fun and games until this guy is President and then we’re fucked.