Tonight In Mets Injury News: Juan Lagares Fractured His Thumb

You know what? Fuck it. At this point all these injuries are funny. Funny like “Haha put a bullet in my head”, but funny nonetheless. Our owners are cheap, our manager is a fucking moron, our GM has his hands tied by his cheap owners and his moronic manager, and our players are dying at an alarming rate. I blogged about two Mets going on the DL today and less than five hours later we lose another player to an injury. At this rate it may be easier just to recap who didn’t get hurt the previous day. Dr. DL Ray Ramirez must be getting his rocks off on the screams coming from the Mets training room every day as the bodies pile up like in the Battle of the Bastards.

Glass half full, at least Terry has to play Conforto tomorrow, right?

(I can’t wait to see Conforto on the bench again tomorrow as John Mayberry Jr. gets signed to fill in for Lagares).

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See you guys back here tomorrow when I blog about the next Met to go on the DL for a prolonged period. Who will it be? Tune in and find out!