Of Course There Is Going To Be A Raiders-Themed Brothel In Vegas Run By The Owner Of The Bunny Ranch

Now that the dust has settled and most of the tears in Oakland have been shed, I guess its time to embrace the fact that the traditional old school villains of the NFL are moving to Sin City and shit is going to get wild. And what better way to settle into this than with the weirdos from the Bunny Ranch making their latest headline grab? If the autumn wind is a pirate, the Las Vegas desert wind is a hooker’s warm touch to the nether regions. Sure as a fan I am going to hate seeing those maniacs screaming their faces off at The Black Hole be replaced a bunch of new Raiders fans cheering on the team at a sterile new stadium in Vegas. But I imagine living in a loony toon place like Vegas, rooting for the bad boys of the NFL, and then going to a brothel where a hooker rocks your world while wearing shoulder pads with spikes could toughen up those Vegas residents real quick. Not quite Oakland crazy, but it will definitely put them on the right path.

And even though he is rightfully upset with the Raiders leaving Oakland, I bet Voodoo Man himself wouldn’t mind a little super aggressive cosplay/foreplay with a silver and black painted Air Force Amy in the name of Raider Nation and Papa Shango wannabes around the world.

However I see that even an NFL team moving to Vegas did not kill the No Fun League moniker.

P.S. I Googled “Raiders prostitute” to hopefully get a good thumbnail for the blog. And while that unfortunately didn’t work out, I did get a good chuckle out of the top results from the biggest search engine on the planet.

Cue to Warren Sapp asking Mark Davis if he needs any old Raiders to do a P.R. tour in Vegas*

P.P.S. I didn’t realize Darrell Russell loved protitutes so much or that he was dead until I wrote this blog. To be honest, I forgot all about Darrell Russell until just this moment. RIP in Peace, Darrell. I know that you are smiling down from heaven knowing that there will be a Hall of Dames named after you at a whorehouse that shares its name with a delicious and addicting cheese puff treat.

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Cue to Warren Sapp asking Dennis Hof how he can get his own Hall of Dames at the Pirates Booty Sports Brothel