The Knicks Beating The Hawks And Potentially Messing Up Their Lottery Hopes Is The Most Knicks Thing Ever
You hit the nail on the head, Rosie. That was the worst case scenario possible. You guys had ONE JOB. Lose the rest of your games and give the Knicks the best chance to win the NBA Draft Lottery so they will even be able to decide if they wanted Okafor, Towns, or somebody else based on the size of his ass. Instead the Knicks had to beat the team with the best record in the East and could end the season on a three game winning streak. The Knicks had one winning streak go three games all season, and now that we can all see light at the end of the tunnel, they decide they are going to start winning games again.
Look at that! New York is the only team in the bottom 5 on a winning streak. Minnesota and Philly are shitting all over Phil’s “basketball gods” with their tanks. Now the Knicks will probably drop down a few slots and have their draft pick basically made for them. Whoever goes one pick before the Knicks in this draft will become a superduperstar. Go to Vegas right now and put money on it. If they still make basketball cards, buy every basketball card that guy has. Because he will be Michael, Magic, and Bird all rolled in one. Guaranteed.
And don’t give me the “Team with the worst record hasn’t won the lottery in 10 years” mumbo jumbo. You always want the numbers on your side. If red hasn’t come up in roulette for a while, you sit down and throw a couple bucks on red. Losing out the rest of the season would be nothing but good for the Knicks. Instead they went with the Herm Edwards “You play to win the game” strategy. Assholes.
Then again, how could the Knicks possibly lose a big game against the Hawks when this guy is their coach. Herb Brooks has nothing on Derek Fisher. Fifth graders are ready to run through a wall for Fish.
But maybe things will be okay. Let me go play the ESPN Mock Lottery machine and see where the Knicks will pick.
Four? FOUR?!?! We had the worst season in franchise history to potentially end up with the four pick? Fire Fisher, fire Phil, fire Dolan!!!!!!
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In moments like this, I still don’t understand how these shirts aren’t sold out (unless it’s because all the Knicks fans have already drank themselves to death). Anyway, in case anyone needs a nice soft shirt to make them feel better about the awful decision they’ve made as a fan, here you go.
