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Taylor Swift's Brother Throws His Yeezy's In The Trash After Kanye Raps About Having Sex With His Sister

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Daily Mail – Taylor Swift‘s younger brother has leapt to the defense of his big sister after Kanye West referenced having sex with her and called her a ‘b*tch’ in his new song Famous. After hearing the lyrics, Taylor’s sibling Austin, 23, was furious at the misogynistic content of the track, and took to Instagram for a very public protest. In the video, he can be seen throwing a pair of $950 Moonrock Yeezy Boost 350 sneakers into the trash with the caption: ‘Getting a head start on some spring cleaning. Here we go again.’ The video showes Austin carrying a trash can while whistling the Colonel Bogey March. He places the trash receptacle down and then pulls a pair of Moonrocks off a shelf and tosses them into the trash.

First of all, I get the feeling the Swift Household is like the McPoyles. I feel like Austin Swift is like Jasper in the Clayton Bigsby skit. Listen here, Kanye, if anyone is gonna have sex with my sister, its gonna be me! I mean any guy out there has the right to be mad at a rapper saying he wants to fuck his sister but something just feels a little extra weird with Austin and Taylor Swift.

Now Kanye took to twitter to explain himself and the song in a dumb ass, long winded, sanctimonious rant:

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T Swift’s people vehemently deny everything:

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So we got ourselves an old fashioned Hollywood He Said She Said. On the one hand I really doubt Taylor Swift said that she and Kanye should have sex but on the other hand I could see her saying something over the line and then publicly needing to say she didnt because of her image. And as far as the famous thing, Kanye certainly helped Taylor Swift become a household name with his infamous acceptance speech hijack but her first two albums went 5x platinum and then fucking eight times platinum before the 2009 VMAs so I think she was doing alright on the fame front. I think Kanye forgets about the power of white people who love country music.

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Anyway, The Life of Pablo stinks for anyone who’s like 28 and up. I know I’m washed up but Kanye’s music is just fucking weird now. Call it art, call it daring, call it revolutionary, whatever the fuck you want. You’re just enabling weird ass music. Basically the only time that would be acceptable to listen to that album is if you’re like a college kid stoned on his dorm room floor staring at the ceiling thinking about gravity waves or something. Famous is alright and a good beat from Swizz and in retrospect Real Friends ended up being the best, normal song on the album. But I think I’m at the point where I just gotta admit my taste in music is too different from Kanye and his fans. Time to just give up on ever thinking we’re getting a normal rapper again, dude is too far gone.

PS – You know Austin Swift took those Yeezy’s right out of the garbage when he was done with that video.