Stephon Marbury Just Put Kobe Bryant And The Rest Of The 1996 NBA Draft On A Poster
Starbury from the clouds! Or the Chinese smog, whatever. I hope you enjoyed your time in the spotlight, Kobe. Because it’s Starbury’s time to shine as the last active player from the absolutely STACKED 1996 NBA Draft. While everyone else was sucking Kobe’s dick for the last 24 hours, Marbury was readying to strike the Mamba’s ass with no Vaseline, except for what he might be eating. All while rocking some ridiculous Chinese jersey and some light up LA Gear ripoffs.
But that’s just Steph being Steph. Zigging when everyone else is zagging. People these days are trying to create super teams long after Steph demanded a trade to the swamps of New Jersey instead of playing his whole career in Minnesota with KG.
Now if we are talking strictly championships, Kobe has Starbury beat 5-3*. But Starbury has Kobe beat in the “Best player on a championship team” race 3-2*. Plus Marbury has a statue and a musical about him in China. Game, set, match Starbury**.
*NBA or Chinese Basketball Association championships
**If you told me this tweet inspired Kobe to go and sign with a Chinese basketball team just so he could beat Starbury’s ass, I would believe you. The Mamba got a taste of what a 50 shot game felt like last night and I guarantee he loved it and wants more.
On a semi-related note, huge news for Knicks fans that live in Canada dropped today. As a Knicks fan that was at that 96 draft and chanted “We Want Wallace” with all the other dummies in the building, I may hop in the car and drive North of the border once this officially gets the green light.