Someone Edited All 62 Episodes Of Breaking Bad Into A 2 Hour Movie

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The Presidential Medal of Freedom is the highest award a U.S. citizen can receive, right? Well lets get one of those ready for whoever put this masterpiece together Donnie! Yeah you can (and should) binge the entire show. But not everyone can actually fit 46 hours into their schedule at any given moment. Maybe because you are not someone that has a job that allows you binge TV (my condolences). Maybe because you have kids that constantly run your life and an occasional brief 2 hour escape from reality is all you have time for (my condolences as well). Some would even say that a tale like Breaking Bad should be enjoyed in a 2 hour period preferably on the silver screen so the audience can truly appreciate that art. Just kidding, I just wanted to see what it looked like if I blogged the way Meryl Streep talks.

Nonetheless, I’m always down to see Walter White morph into Heisenberg, even if it’s at a breakneck pace. Just give me a taste of the pure blue meth, Tuco’s crazy ass, those badass twins, some Gus Fring, a few Jessie sound bites, Mike Ehrmantrout being awesome, Saul being Saul, Hector Salamanca’s dread-inducing bell, and I’m gucci. I don’t need Skylar’s constant bitching or every breakfast that Walt Jr. Flynn ever ate.

And another tip of the cap to whoever used to make these videos after every season of Breaking Bad. I used to watch them right before each new season came out so I could reach a fever pitch of excitement. Damn I miss new Breaking Bad episodes.