Shout Out To This Russian Couple For Having Sex While Driving 45 MPH

The Sun- Stunned onlookers filmed the couple’s saucy antics in the front of a Hyundai travelling at 45mph on a highway in Moscow, Russia. The video has gone viral after it was posted on a public group on the Russian social network VK.

There obviously has been A LOT of talk about Russia vs. the US the last year or so. Rumors of election hacking. Whispers of back channels to the President. Fancy words like espionage being thrown around. The whole nine. Russia hasn’t been this hot in the streets as an enemy of America since The Berlin Wall came crumbling down.

Obligatory Stingray Steve play-by-play of said event:

But it’s moments like this when you realize we all aren’t so different after all. Any warm-blooded American should be able to get behind two crazy kids looking to scratch the itches in their nether regions without adding any time to their Waze’s ETA. Bonus points for this wily couple having the girl ride reverse cowgirl so there are four eyes on the road instead of two. Not quite a suitable replacement for a seatbelt, but safety was definitely in their minds before bodily fluids were exchanged.

That video could have easily been filmed in Florida with a bunch of methed out flunkies giving color commentary instead of a car full of guys named Boris. The Russian accent may be rudimentary but it can be quite entertaining when giving a blow-by-blow recap of sex. This video is Exhibit A and Teddy KGB is Exhibit B.

Also I would lose my smut blogger union card if I didn’t mention the car sex scene from The Chase in this blog, since it is the scene that turned countless Stoolies from boys to men and another reminder that Kristy Swanson was a gem of the 90s and doesn’t get mentioned enough with the smokes of that generation.

I apologize for the super zoomed in copy of this video, it’s the best I could find. I’m sure most of you are upset that you couldn’t see the classy as fuck sunset, so I included that as well.