Shout Out To The Chargers Fan That Egged The Team's HQ After It Was Announced The Chargers Are Moving To L.A.

There is absolutely no better way to stick it to the man than a good old fashioned egging. Well let me take that back. Putting a bunch of dog poop in a paper bag and setting it ablaze probably may have trumped an egging, but that’s probably be too extreme for most Californians. Especially San Diegans. Nonetheless, there is no way you can let that aggression go unchecked without a response. Look at that form. I haven’t seen a lob like that since Eli Manning to Plaxico Burress almost 9 years ago. Perfect form, perfect placement, and lets put 6 up on the board. And don’t think I’m going to ignore the distance this guy stood from the building or the fact he was on his phone during the throw. He’s an absolute showman that just went all

“PHILIP RIVERRRRRRRRRS” on the Chargers.

Sure the fact that only one guy showed up to egg the headquarters is kind of disappointing. But again, that’s the San Diego lifestyle. There isn’t a lot of room for NFL football in between sun, surfing, and fish tacos. In the northeast there would probably be death threats and violence since there is nothing going on in January outside of being unhappy with our surroundings. ANd I’m not saying the people of San Diego care less about their sports teams or anything. They just have better things to distract them. Except for Boltman. He stood tallest when the city needed him the most.

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Which is why I am going to raise the question. Could this egg tosser be our first glimpse of Boltman without his costume? I can’t get any read on Boltman’s muscles since they are powered by pure electricity and/or fake. But could this be San Diego’s Clark Kent?

Truly the hero San Diego needs or deserves or whatever. I can never remember exactly how that quote goes.

P.S. Is this security guard still banned from working Chargers games if they are now playing in Los Angeles? Or is he outside the jurisdiction of that ban?