Science Reveals The Best Time Of Day To Do Everything - Says 7am Is The Best Time To Have Sex
Daily Mail – Between 9pm and 6am – while the rest of us are firmly tucked up in bed – up to a third of Brits are working out, latest figures show. It seems that more people are embracing the ‘early to bed, early to rise’ mantra to cram even more into their day, usually before others have even woken up. But with everything seemingly on tap 24-7 these days, what’s the best time of day for you to tackle that to-do list and keep yourself firing on all cylinders?
7am-8am – Best time for sex
8am-9am – Best time to tackle your hardest task
10am-11am – Best time to go shopping
11am-12pm – Best time to ask for a raise
1pm-2pm – Best time for lunch
2pm-3pm Best time to put the kettle on
3pm-4pm – The best time to get a root canal
5pm-6pm – Best time for exercise
10pm-11pm – Best time to go to bed
The best time of day for sex completely depends on where you are in life. 7am sex when you’ve got 2 kids and a job and shit like that? Get the fuck out of here. By 7am you’ve probably been up for like 3 hours knee deep in shit filled diapers and stuff like that. But 7am when you’re like 24 years old and you just had sex with a chick last night and you’re gonna squeeze in a morning session one more time before she walks out of your apartment, likely to never see you again? Well that 7am sex is absolutely spectacular. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
Overall though, if we’re factoring everything in – averaging everything out – there is no way that 7am sex is the best time to have sex. When I wake up in the morning I need some time to get goin. Need to wipe my eyes and stretch out a little bit and get my bearings. I need like 20 or 30 minutes before I’m even ready to masturbate in the shower, let alone have mutual intercourse with another person. Plus everyone has morning breath. And worse than that, I’ve got Morning Dick and you’ve got Morning Vagina. Nobody is exactly at their freshest when they wake up from an 8 hour slumber. We both probably have to pee. There’s just too much hygienic shit going on when you first wake up at 7am. I mean as a married man the “best time of day” to have sex is literally the 15 minutes a week your wife decides she’s mildly interested in you entering inside her. So 7am, 4am, 12pm on a lunch break, whatever. You take it where you can get it. But if I’m picking my favorite time to have sex its gotta be like 11am. Post shower for both of you so everyone can get all up in that asshole region with no fear. You’re awake enough but you’re still kinda kicking your day off with it. Sets the tone for the rest of the afternoon. Thats Best Sex. Get out of here with 7am.
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PS – How about “Best time for lunch” being 1-2pm? You mean….lunch time, science? Thanks a lot for that one, guys. Really earning that science paycheck there.