Saturday Night Is My Triumphant Return To Murray Hill For Our Elite 8 Party At Tonic East

My first apartment in Manhattan was on 28th and 3rd, right across from Tonic on 29th and 3rd where we’ll be having our Elite 8 party this Saturday evening. I feel like I’m gonna be Dennis Reynolds when he goes back to his old fraternity. Gonna try to everybody at the party about all the bars and restaurants that I used to go to and they’re gonna “Shut up old man, all of those bars are closed or suck.” Like I’m gonna be talking about Rodeo Bar and Arctica and they’re not even gonna know what I’m talking about. Probably start shocking me and punking me too. IDIOTS! SAVAGE IDIOTS!

Come join me in my little Murray Hill reunion this Saturday night. Watch the games, drink a zillion Bud Lights, you know the drill by now.

What: Elite 8 Game Watch
Where: Tonic East, 29th and 3rd
When: 5:30pm
Drinks: $4 Bud Lights, $16 pitchers
Extras: Rangers ticket giveaways, Barstool gear giveaways, Knicks tickets if anyone wants em.