R. Kelly Wants To Make It Clear That Contrary To Internet Rumors, He Will NOT Be Performing At Donald Trump's Inauguration

So we have two ways to interpret this message. The first is that R. Kelly is clearly having some fun with all the people tweeting that he was going to perform at Trump’s inauguration after all those peeing allegations came out. I think I saw the name “R. Kelly” more on Twitter that night than Trump. R. Kelly may have been the number 1 trending topic. Add in the pee colored background and the over the top “End. Of. Story.” and maybe just maybe Robert Kelly finally gets his role in the world. He is the man with golden pipes that gives out golden showers.

But we also have to remember that this is R. Kelly we are talking about. The same guy that reportedly got pissed upset at Dave Chappelle for the Piss On You video despite the fact of all the reports that he pissed on a girl.

Obligatory Piss On You video:

R. Kelly is also the same guy that willingly tweeted this picture out of him watching Kobe’s last game on a plasma that Michael Scott wouldn’t even be interested in.

But then followed it up by trolling the people at his concert by watching Kobe’s game during his performance on a jumbotron.

So I don’t know where to go with this. Is R. Kelly finally in on the joke and willing to embrace the pissing on people stuff? Is he trolling us on Twitter? Or is he still so lost that he’s lost touch with reality? Because if you read that tweet and statement using Danny Boy Cane’s voice, you realize The R just may not actually know what’s going on. I mean this tweet reads EXACTLY like Danny Boy Cane response to any bear attack or death rumors.

Orrrrrr is R. Kelly trying to tell us something?

*Puts on thinking cap. Takes only red words out of R. Kelly’s statement*

Did R. Kelly just admit to peeing on girls? This may require a full blown BNN investigation. More to come.