Puerto Rican Gangster Propped Up At A Dominoes Table For His Funeral
Latino Fox News – A grieving mother of an alleged gangster in Puerto Rico had her dead son propped up in her bar to play one last game of dominos. Pictures show the late 23-year old Jomar Aguayo Collazo sitting at a table inside his mother’s bar. and dressed in a blue and white tracksuit with matching hat and sunglasses. In one hand, the corpse holds a domino and in the other a condom. Aguayo Collazo and two other alleged gang members were shot dead inside his mother’s bar in Río Piedras, Puerto Rico just days before as he celebrated his birthday. Police purportedly found a gun on Aguayo Collazo following what is being described as a drug-related shooting. Before his funeral, the gangster’s mother wanted her son to be able to “play” a game of dominoes and have a drink one last time so she enlisted the help of a local funeral home that specializes in these type of embalming techniques. Along with dressing Aguayo Collazo in his tracksuit, he was also wearing a gold chain and fresh white sneakers.
Thats one Ride or Die mom, huh? Just wants to see her baby boy throw bones and drink a 40 one last time. Send him out of this world the same way he lived his life. What cracks me up is the mom still slipping a condom in his hand. Even this gangster mom still doesnt know the real deal. Sorry Mom, but something tells me Aguayo Collazo didnt use condoms. Puerto Rican kingpins don’t wrap their shit up. I can understand if you just need something to symbolize how much this dude loved pussy, but I just dont think a condom is the most realistic way to do it. If he was a true gangster he would have one of his Chiquita Banana Jump Offs sitting right there at that table with him. Maybe even bury her along with him like they used to do in Egypt and shit. Thats what real gangsters do.
Also I dont know what Mr. Collazo was like in real life but it looks like he’s layered up like Big Cat at an October baseball game. Maybe thats what he looked like. Maybe he was thick like that. I just hope they didnt do him dirty at his funeral making him look that fat.
As for myself and my future gangster funeral – set me up with a laptop in front of me with some internet porn on the screen, a donut in my hand, a Mets hat on my head, a pair of jeans and some Js. All I ever needed in this world. Oh yea and a picture of my wife and kids and shit next to me.