Porzingis Rapping In The Car Will make You Do A 180 REAL QUICK

The Big Zingis! Ridin Dirty! He’s the next Dirk! Maybe even the next Bird! I fucking love this guy. Dont think I’ve ever done a faster 180 on a guy in my life. Can’t get enough of him now. In 3 to 4 years when he’s up to like 180 pounds and he’s gotten his feet wet he’s gonna run this league. Melo will be fading out of the picture and it will be Kristopsanity. New King of New York right chea!

And I know I was really down on him draft night and yesterday, but if a corny cream cheese white boy can have a successful rap diss track on Spotify, then Kristops Porzingis can be the next Dirk. To quote the ever-so-eloquent Kevin Garnett…Anything Is Possibo. I mean when people heard I was dropping a record everyone doubted me, right? I told everyone I was dropping the next Ether and nobody believed me. History was against me. The numbers didnt lie. The numbers never lie – that last thousand white rappers besides Eminem all stunk. Every white guy to touch a mic was hyped as The Next Eminem and ended up more like the Next Marky Mark. But then Second Round Ti.K.O dropped and everything changed. The world was shocked. White Zin aka Young Unsweetened challenged the rules of society and won.

So maybe The White Guy The Knicks Drafted can too. The last 400 Europeans drafted in the lottery all stunk. He’s underweight, soft, doesnt play a lick of defense, and probably wont develop how he needs to over the next 3 or 4 years because Carmelo will be chucking 35 shots a game while desperately trying to achieve something the last few years of his prime. The odds are against him. But the odds were against me too. And look where I am. Where am I, you ask? I got people tweeting me with the hashtag #SongOfTheSummer. Thats where the fuck I am.

If that can happen, anything can happen. We’ve already had one lame white guy shock the world. Why not two? White Rappers support White Ballyplayers. End of story.