Politician Says Wolves Can Solve Homelessness

NYDN - An Alaskan congressman suggested letting wolves loose across the U.S. could solve the nation’s homeless problem. Republican Rep. Don Young made the bizarre comment Thursday during a House Natural Resources Committee hearing, the Washington Post reported. He was furious over a congressional proposal to add gray wolves to the endangered species list. “How many of you have got wolves in your district?” he asked of the 79 Congress members who sent a letter to Interior Secretary Sally Jewell asking for the addition. “None. None. Not one.” He continued:  “They haven’t got a damn wolf in their whole district. I’d like to introduce them in your district. If I introduced them in your district, you wouldn’t have a homeless problem anymore.”

Well, hes not wrong. I guarantee there is a direct negative correlation between number of wolves in a town and number of homeless people in a town. Now of course you could probably make the argument that a town having a wolf problem isnt exactly ideal either. But its infinitely better than Homeless people. So you just gotta ask yourself how badly you want your town cleaned up? Sure you could  try opening up shelters and soup kitches. Try to rehabilitate some of these people so they can get back on their feet and contribute to society.

Or you could just unless a pack of wolves and let them eat all the homeless.Poof. No more homeless people. They’re all dead. And I promise you the ones that dont get eaten are at least moving to the town next door. If you have your choice of being homeless in a city with wolves and a city without wolves, you’re taking no wolves 100 times out of 100. So go ahead and make fun of Don Young but until you have a better plan to fix homelessness you should probably stay quiet.