Phil Jackson Was Reportedly Falling In And Out Of Sleep During A Draft Prospect's Workout

Shout out to Bob Ley and Outside The Lines for getting a scoop on the least surprising story ever. Of course Phil Jackson fell asleep during a workout. Dude is 71-years-old, has the worst human on the planet as his boss and doesn’t give a flying fuck about his job. Put any man in that situation and they are catching Z’s. #Mailtime to the fullest. Phil went from being known as one of the greatest coaches in NBA history and dating the heir of the Lakers to sabotaging the franchise he supposedly loved. Mama Clancy said sleep is the only escape for Mets fans. Well sleep is the only escape for Phil. The Knicks only hope tonight is for Phil to fall asleep and any of the front office stooges that have a brain to make a pick and not trade Kristaps Porzingis. In fact this is the only scenario I can see where the Knicks don’t fuck everything up.

I also would love to know who the player was that saw Phil fall to sleep during his workout. Probably was a guy with a wiry frame draining 100 threes in a row or slamming down dunks. We all know Phil’s dick only gets hard for players with wide asses and the ability to play in the triangle.