Oh Oh Oh, Fitzmagic!

Did ownership do a great job bringing in Mike Maccagnan and Todd Bowles this offseason? Yup. Exactly what this team needed after the Rex era. And then did Mikey Mac and the rest of the front office turn around and do a phenomenal job building this team up via free agency, the draft, and trades? Absolutely. 100%. A+. Did we run into a little but of a road block when our starting quarterback got his jaw broken and our future pro bowler defensive tackle got suspended for smoking weed like an idiot and then drove 400 mph with a gun like an even BIGGER idiot? Sure.

But the offseason is the offseason. The preseason is the preseason. Does it crush my soul a little bit that Ryan Fitzpatrick is our best option? Perhaps. Yes. You could say that. But is there also some shred of eternal Jets optimist that is already planning a “Every little thing you do’s Fitzmagic!” as soon as he throws his first TD? One billion percent. Because Week 1 hope springs eternal and everyone is undefeated. Revis is back home, Brandon Marshall’s crazy racist ass is gonna be a big red zone target. That sexy motherfucker Eric Decker probably had awesome sex with his wife last night and is ready to rock. Boss Hogg is out but Leonard Williams has arrived and the D line has the chance to be incredibly special. This team is significantly better in every single area. Perhaps quarterback as well – which is potentially the most depressing statement ever – but facts are facts. Its a new era, a new regime, and a new Jets. At least until like halftime.

I’ll be at the game tailgate with the rest of the Barstool gang. Lot E20.