No One's Ever Loved Titties Quite As Much As This Kid Meeting The LA Kings Ice Girls

Normally when I see one of these “babies looking at boobs” photos going viral I think it’s kind of funny but a total fluke. Babies are absolute idiots and have no clue what’s going on, they don’t know what boobs are. They just happen to get one plunked in their mouth every now then somehow end up not being hungry and then they roll over to drool and shit all over themselves. There’s no real cause and effect there. But not this kid. You don’t look directly into the eyes of the beast twice in a row without knowing exactly what’s up in the titty game. Straight up caveman moves by this kid. Those sweet racks belong to him now.

Honestly though if I were a little kid I wouldn’t even be paying attention to a boob if it’s under a B cup. What am I going to get out of these two, an hors d’oeuvre at best? Get these two sets of cocktail frank titties out of my face and let’s hit up BigNaturals to get some baby Brazilian steakhouse down my throat. Aim higher, kid.

(via @BobsBlitz)