More From The Schlubby Sultan - He Rents Out Movie Theaters And Likes To Go Bowling
Page Six – Saudi Prince Abdul Aziz bin Fahd — who was spotted looking like an unremarkable schlub outside a Manhattan club this week — spends a fortune annually visiting the city with his pals, sources told Page Six. A source said of the 43-year-old billionaire royal, who was seen partying at Chelsea hot spot Avenue in creased “dad jeans” and sandals: “The dude spends millions every year visiting the city with his entourage.” And, “He comes to New York once a year, for around a month, and takes a whole floor at the Plaza or the Pierre .?.?. He rolls with eight to 10 friends.” The youngest and assumed to be favorite son of the late King Fahd bin Abdul Aziz al-Saud, who died in 2005, is reported to be worth over $10 billion, with $1 billion in US property. However, our source said his group tends to be more mild than wild in town. “These guys hit the big clubs every night, but they don’t drink that much. On other nights, they’ll rent out an entire movie theater or bowling alley.” By day, “there are the shopping trips to Barneys and Bergdorf.” Judging by the prince’s sloppy dress, he’s not much of a clotheshorse. The Post reported he rolled up to Avenue with about 15 Mercedes-Benz sedans and was surrounded by bodyguards.
You know what? I love this schlubby Arab. I made fun of him for going to the club in orthotic sandals and pleated jeans and shit but at the end of the day, me and Abdul Aziz bin Fahd aint so different. We all got a little bit of Abdul Aziz bin Fahd in us. Dude is worth 10 billion dollars and he just goes bowling with his buddies. Goes to the movies. Thats whats UP. Fuck going to the club and bougie ass restaurants and shit. Some of the worst places in the world are these upscale Manhattan spots where people love the smell of their own farts so much, they actually put their heads inside their own assholes. The chicks are bitchy, the guys even worse. Fuccck that. I’d rather just hit the lanes with my buddies and throw some stones. Id rather catch a flick. Id rather do all any of that shit over hitting NYC hot spots.
The only reason I dont do that stuff more often is the people. Bowling alley people? No thanks. Movie theater jam packed with people? I’m all set with ebola, thanks. The worst part of those places are having to be around all those stranger assholes. If I had the cake to just constantly rent out those places for myself and a few friends? I’d probably go bowling and watch movies every night. So holler at me Abdul Aziz bin Fahd. Would love to join your bowling league or be a part of your movie brigade. I take back all the things I said about your fashion sense. Lets hang out.
PS – If you dont think he’s running human trafficking auctions in these rented out bowling alleys and movie theaters you just dont know how Sultan life works.