Metta World Peace Claims That A Ghost "Touched Him Inappropriately" In A Haunted Oklahoma City Hotel

I feel like Barstool is a house divided when it comes to ghosts. Big Cat and KFC are clearly Team Ghost, while Chaps and others are Anti-Ghost. Well I think we can all agree that this story is obviously another point for Team Ghost. Metta World Artest’s life is an open book. Take it or leave it, you know what you are getting from him. If Metta says he was touched by a ghost, then I’m going to believe he was touched by a ghost. That simple. If you were a ghost that wanted to rub up on someone, wouldn’t you choose the person that everyone thinks is crazy? Absolute no-brainer and probably the first thing they teach you in Ghost School. That’s the same reason why the aliens sucked Randy Quaid’s ass into their ship in Independence Day.

My only question is what exactly does “touch inappropriately” mean to a dude like Metta World Peace? I would imagine being in the NBA for a billion years with the super groupies of the league means that Ron Artest has been touched in a lot of different ways. I would say that we could start at “finger in the butt” and move our way up from there, but I don’t think you can even make it through the rookie symposium without a pro hoe throwing a digit in your keister. And a hearty thank you to all the NBA teams that continue to stay at the Skirvin Hotel and allow stories like this to roll in for years and years.